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A love story shadowed by murder. A comedy laced with horror. Awards: 1 win & 10 nominations. Production: Media Home Entertainment
Ratings: 5 / 10 from

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Length: 110 Minute(s)
Writer, ex-con and 40-something bottle-baby Tim Madden, who is prone to black-outs, awakens from a two-week bender to discover a pool of blood in his car, a blond woman's severed head in ... Writer, ex-con and 40-something bottle-baby Tim Madden, who is prone to black-outs, awakens from a two-week bender to discover a pool of blood in his car.
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nudity A man says that no one made him 'a punk' in prison. A woman is seen topless and wearing a thong. A man says he 'loves' his wife no more than twice a week. A woman says that she slept with the football team. Nude paintings of women are seen. A picture of a woman in a see-through top and panties is seen (her hands are covering her breasts). A woman says that she used to make Triple X rated movies. 'Orgies of plunder' mentioned. A man mentions 'fucking' a woman in front of another man. A woman starts to give oral sex to a man. The scene changes to them having sex while clothed. A cartoon woman's breasts are seen on the cover of 'Screw' magazine. A woman and man are seen having sex under a blanket (no nudity). A woman tells a man that his wife and her husband are having an affair. A woman tells a man that she never 'fucked' him. A man is asked if he banged a woman. A man tells a story about a man who takes pictures of a woman in the nude. A man asks another man if a woman gave him a rim job. A woman says a man made love to her. A woman drops her head down to give oral sex to a man but he stops her. Two whores and 'buying a whore' are mentioned. A woman takes off her shirt (we see her breasts) and kisses a man. A man is seen wearing only a shirt and some underwear. A woman's nude body is seen (she is missing her head). A man asks another man if he would give him oral sex. A man and woman kiss. A man says that he likes to sleep with two women everyday. A man tells another man that he put a woman in orgies. A man says that he made a woman come 16 times.
violence Mentioned that two people were murdered. A man finds a bloody shirt in his car. A woman's head is found in a garbage bag. A woman shoots a man. A man tells a story about a man who kills a woman. A man goes back to take the garbage bag with the head in it. A man and a dog are attacked by two men. One of them wrestles the dog to the ground and stabs it with a knife. The man fights the other attacker. Both of them have bloody faces afterwards. The man then hits a car with a lead pipe which cracks the windows. Talk about two women's heads being cut off with a machete. Two heads are thrown overboard. A man holds another man at gunpoint. He then says that he killed two men. He fires a few warning shots at another man. A woman shoots another woman in the face. Her face is very bloody. A man shoots a woman in the chest. A man shoots himself in the chest. A man slams his head into the wall. He wakes up with a big bruise on his head. Some bodies are dumped at sea.
profanity Just about every word in the book. Excessive use of the phrase "Oh Man! Oh God!"
alcohol A man is a drunk and is often seen drinking alcohol. People are seen doing lines of cocaine. A drug run is mentioned. A woman and man take a sniff of cocaine. A marijuana stash is mentioned. A woman asks a man if he has any coke. He gives her some and is arrested for dealing. A man drinks some bourbon and smokes. A cocaine deal is discussed. A woman smokes a cigarette. A man snorts some cocaine. A man talks about becoming a drug dealer and cocaine is talked about.
frightening Some people have a seance and scream when the table starts to move. A man finds a woman's head in a garbage bag. A woman hits a man while he is driving and the car runs off the road and crashes. A man and his dog are attacked by two men. A man fires a gunshot into the air. A man fires some shots at another man. A woman is suddenly shot. A gunshot is suddenly heard. In an emotional scene, a man drives to the nearest beach to read a disturbing letter he receives. Upon which he has a mental breakdown (we hear the man make exclamations such as "Oh god Oh man!" whilst the camera is spinning around in a nauseating manner).

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