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The Bigger the Hit, The Harder They Fall

Jan 24,2008

Hollywood Movies | Comedy

Ratings: 4.1 / 10 from

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Length: 84 Minute(s)
From the creators of Scary Movie and Date Movie comes this tongue-in-cheek parody of the sword-and-sandal epics, dubbed Meet the Spartans. The 20th Century Fox production was written and directed by the filmmaking team of Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer. Sure, Leonidas may have nothing more than a cape and some leather underwear to protect him from the razor-sharp swords of his Persian enemies,
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Movie Parental Guide

nudity Lots of sexual and homosexual innuendeo throughout. A non-explicit sex scene in which characters faces are shown with orgasmic expressions. A woman shows off her chastity belt. Women wear suggestive/revealing outfits and a nearly nude scene of a woman "wearing" only a few vegetables. A man's buttocks are shown. Several scenes in which the camera zooms on a woman's crotch to show a pixelated (censored) area. In a scene a man presses a woman's breast for a few seconds,to recognize her.
violence Some fights/violence which is mostly comical though includes a decapitation and impalements on swords and spears. But no blood is seen. A man is shown with a small wound on his face from which blood squirts out of. While dancing, a man's neck snaps but it is shown briefly. A very fake-looking penguin starts beating up (also fake-looking) a man.
profanity 1 F-word, 12 sexual references, 13 scatological terms (1 mild), 15 anatomical terms, 18 mild obscenities, 1 religious exclamation. Name-calling (cracker, idiot, dumb, ugly.)
alcohol People are seen drinking alcohol. There is no smoking in this film.
frightening The scene at the beginning where a penguin fart's and poops on Leonidas's face is quite gross. A woman has a huge arm, because of an "infection," a man stabs a sword on it and it explodes into ooze, like pimples and zits. Cringy Scene. The part were Leonidas finishes his dance during a dance-off, we see him break his neck and opened his head, but is still ok. This could disgust some people.

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