May 02,1997
nudity | Everything here is played for laughs and is mostly double-entendres. Austin stands nude, but due to what Vanessa does in the foreground, the composite shot of the two of them has sexual connotations focusing on his crotch. Her fingers dangle in the foreground, one of which resembles a penis when seen with Austin in the background of the shot. She then holds a magnifying glass that, held from a distance, inverts his image superimposed over his crotch. He then walks toward her, carrying a bottle of champagne in front of his crotch. The scene ends as Vanessa bites into a sausage in the foreground which, when combined with Austin standing sideways, makes it look like she's performing oral sex. Alotta Fagina tells Austin, "Let's slip into something comfortable." She's then seen in silhouette and her shapely body is seen as she takes off her bra. She then says, "Come on in and I'll show you everything you need to know." She undresses and slips into a hot tub and the tops of her large breasts are clearly seen floating in the water. He gets in with her and she begins to wash his back and says, "In Japan, men come before the women." He replies, "Sometimes not at all." She then climbs on top of him in the hot tub, but the scene ends there (sex is implied). Austin and Vanessa are seen in bed (after they've been married). Later, she walks nude toward the camera, but Austin's (who's also nude) foreground movements cover her private areas (such as in the similar scenes described above). Pieces of fruit cover her breasts, as does a painting of breasts. He then pours milk from two pitchers that cover her breasts, and one of the spouts looks like it would be Austin's penis. Likewise, Vanessa blows up a balloon that also looks like it's coming from his groin. |
violence | Completely slapstick, all played for laughs. Austin punches a woman at a nightclub who turns out to be a man in drag who's working for Dr. Evil. The man then pulls out a knife, but Vanessa's mom hits him several times, disarming him. Several guards draw their guns on Evil's "fembots" (female robots) but are drawn under their spell and lower their weapons. Gun barrels then come out of a fembots' bra and all of the guards are mowed down by machine gun fire. One of Evil's men throws his shoe that hits Austin on the head. The man then begins to strangle Austin who puts his penis enlarger pump on the man's crotch. Vanessa finally knocks out the man with bottles of champagne. A hitman's is killed by his head stuck in a pool with sea bass. His body is then pulled out, missing a head, neck bloody, though obviously fake. |
profanity | 6 uses of "Frickin'" (in place of the "f' word), 3 "s" words, 2 hells, 1 "ass" word, and 1 damn. |
alcohol | Austin and Vanessa have champagne with dinner. Later, they're seen drinking more and Vanessa appears to be slightly drunk. She wants Austin to kiss her, but he refuses saying it wouldn't be right since she's drunk. Austin lights up many cigarettes at once and then tosses them into the fembots mouths. |
frightening | Nothing frightening or intense. This is a spoof film. MPAA/USA - Rated PG-13 for nudity, sex-related dialogue and humor. BBFC/UK - Rated 15 (strong sex references, moderate comic violence). |